The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t
know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“Ok, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the
prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison.” And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey, the prisoner seems to have
escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles, “Then we will have to
re-imprison him. " After the second time they spent, the guy reaches
for his cigarettes. But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out again!” The man rises to the occasion, but
with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back
on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.” Limply
turning his head, and he YELLS at her,
“HEY, it’s not life imprisonment!”
