A CHINESE,AN AMERICAN AND A GHANAIAN WENT FOR A VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE ON AN ISLAND.
THEY HAD TO PASS THE NIGHT IN A HOTEL AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE ROOM LEFT SO THEY HAD TO SHARE THE ROOM.
AS THEY WERE IN THE ROOM A PHONE RANG AND THE CHINESE MAN PUT HIS FINGERS TO HIS EAR AND ASKED TO BE EXCUSED BECAUSE IT WAS FROM HIS COUNTRY.THE CHIP HAD BEEN INSTALLED IN HIS FINGER.
A PHONE RANG LATER AND THE AMERICAN PUT HIS ELBOW TO HIS EAR AND STARTED TALKING.THE GHANAIAN NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BATHROOM.
WHEN HE CAME OUT HE HAD A LONG TOILET-ROLL TRAILING BEHIND HIM FROM HIS BUTTOCKS.THE OTHERS WERE ASTONISHED AND ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING.THEN HE SAID,"I AM RECEIVING A FAX FROM MY COUNTRY.