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Jerry D - June 06, 2007

A CHINESE,AN AMERICAN AND A GHANAIAN WENT FOR A VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE ON AN ISLAND.

THEY HAD TO PASS THE NIGHT IN A HOTEL AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE ROOM LEFT SO THEY HAD TO SHARE THE ROOM.

AS THEY WERE IN THE ROOM A PHONE RANG AND THE CHINESE MAN PUT HIS FINGERS TO HIS EAR AND ASKED TO BE EXCUSED BECAUSE IT WAS FROM HIS COUNTRY.THE CHIP HAD BEEN INSTALLED IN HIS FINGER.

A PHONE RANG LATER AND THE AMERICAN PUT HIS ELBOW TO HIS EAR AND STARTED TALKING.THE GHANAIAN NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BATHROOM.

WHEN HE CAME OUT HE HAD A LONG TOILET-ROLL TRAILING BEHIND HIM FROM HIS BUTTOCKS.THE OTHERS WERE ASTONISHED AND ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING.THEN HE SAID,"I AM RECEIVING A FAX FROM MY COUNTRY.

Jerry D - June 06, 2007

GETTING MARRIED IS JUST LIKE GOING TO A RESTAURANT WITH FRIENDS.

U ORDER WHAT YOU WANT,THEN WHEN YOU SEE WHAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS YOU WISH YOU HAD ORDERED THE SAME.:)

Jerry D - June 06, 2007

MENTAL ANXIETY,
MENTAL BREAKDOWN,
MENSTRUAL CRAMPS,
MENOPAUSE……….

DID YOU EVER NOTICE HOW ALL PROBLEMS BEGIN WITHMEN

Maame A - June 05, 2007

Thats a gud one

Jerry D - June 05, 2007

A WIFE SAYS TO HIS HUBBY,“i wish i was the newspaper you are reading,so i can lie in your arms all day.THE HUBBY REPLIED,”yes i wish the same too so i can have a new one everyday".